I can't stop laughing. Please read this. For some reason this made me happy and I giggled really hard. This is damn near impossible to enforce. 😃 But at the same time, this would also make a pretty cool Fic. Imagine if there were ejaculation police who would fine you or arrest you each time you had sex and you ejaculated. There would be a lot of orgasm denial and a bunch of edging 🤔

NEW: Ohio lawmakers have proposed a new law that bans men from ejaculating without intent of conception, would fine men up to $10,000 per ejaculation. 

The bill was brought forward by State reps Anita Somani and Tristan Rade.

Men would be charged with a felony under the law if they engage in unprotected s*x without the intent of impregnation.

Exceptions under the law include people ejaculating in the LGBTQ community, sperm donation, and masturbat*on. 

The lawmakers say the point of "The Conception Begins at Erection Act" is to "call out the hypocrisy" of "bills that regulate women’s bodies."

Men would be charged $1,000 for the first offense, $5,000 for the second offense and $10,000 for any offense after.